Wednesday, November 30, 2016

my favorite things about pirate101

My Favorite things about Pirate101



       Pirate101 is my favorite MMO. Ill list you a few reasons why I prefer it over its elder brother Wizard101.

1. better graphics. Pirate101 although it only has slightly better graphics, the difference is noticeable. Although small, it makes all the difference,

2. The story line. Pirate101 by far has a better story line. I just go along with wiz story line but in Pirate101 I dive into it and could be lost for hours in it. Its funnier, has more references, and seems more reasonable. To be fair wiz story is good, but it doesn't capture me like Piirate101's story line.

3 Gold chickens! I have to admit, this is one of the best housing items in both games, they move and they look so funny! What can I say, I get "egg"cited when I get one. Decorating with them is "egg" celent. I do admit to egging my friends on how many I have, I guess its sort of fowl play on my part in friendship.

4 The community. By far the Pirate101 community is better than the Wizard101 community. There is no Wu realm dye shop in Pirate101 to avoid.

5 The weapons. What Pirate101 lacks in Gear looks they make up in weapons. I love to smack people with a shovel or stab them with an umbrella. Pirate101 has allot of cool weapons, in Wizard101 the cool ones cost money.

6 Ships and customizing them, Pirate101 is one of the few games where you get a bunch of different ships and have a bunch of different looks for them. This makes this game unique and more fun to play,

7 Enemy names. In Wizard101 only bosses have names. In Pirate101 most enemies have names so its easier to identify them and tell who to target, If that fails you can just highlight their square. This also makes Pirate101 more diverse and realistic having allot of enemies with different names, Plus some are funny too! (I saw a ninja pig named "Ninja Ninja"!)

8 PVP. I don't pvp much but I find Pirate101 PVP isn't as broken as wiz pvp. Plus there's no shield spam, loremaster, or anything like that,

9. Worlds. Pirate101 worlds are better done to be honest, Look at the detail in Marleybone. Simply exhilarating! The graphics, story, characters, and of course companions interacting. So much fun!

10 Companions! From gracies smart remarks, to ratbeard and bonnies fighting (along with her sarcastic remarks.) lets not forget catbeards fabulousness! Companions make this a great game and i'm always excited to get more! (My favorite I currently have would be Goronado. A perfect buccaneer companion and he looks so funny! I imagine him taking up most of the ships weight and if someone takes his bananas he will go Donkey Kong! But the one I want the most is the armada dragoon!"

11. Pets! I know I said pets in wiz were better, but in looks Pirate101 beats them. From the Easter eggs to the looks pirate101 has mastered pleasing the players with good looking pets. My favorite is the scrimshaw drake. He looks so cool plus it was one of my first pets. I wish I could get the perfect pet on a drake but all my best pets are fire toads D:

And those are just a few of the things I love about Pirate101! What do you love about it?

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

The next fan fiction

This will be a long series about Jack Nightingale In dragonspyre, Its called

THE DRAGONSPYRE PIRATE!

Get ready, for more laughs!

final jack and armadatraz! part X

Jack and Armadatraz X: It's the final showdown

We're leaving together, But it's not farewell, we’ll come back with more stories to tell, on earth or the spiral who can tell? There’s nobody to blame, there's no sound (no sound) Things will always be the same. IT'S THE FINAL SHOWDOWN! Oh, we’re heading for Valencia, standing tall, because maybe they’ve seen us, and will welcome us all, with so many tales to go, and things to be told, i’m sure we’ll all miss this so. IT'S THE FINAL SHOWDOWN! OH, IT'S THE FINAL SHOWDOWN OH IT'S THE FINAL SHOWDOWN OH IT'S THE FINAL SHOWDOWN! We’re leaving together, we’ll all miss this so, OH IT'S THE FINAL SHOWDOWN! YEAH!
“And that kids, is why rock and roll is awesome!”
    “I don't like rock.”
    “You're dead to me jimmy, dead to me.”
    Today's story we have the final chapter, Jack and his crew go through valencia to their secret hideout and escape, but they will face trials on the way, as you may have guessed a certain stubborn primate shows up once again. Will jack and his crew defeat him? Will the armada find out the people manning the Vendetta aren't allies? Will Jack and his crew escape? Why am I asking you these questions? And what's the point of this story? Find out three of these questions during the final chapter of jack and armadatraz.   
    “So there we were, sailing through the skyways of Valencia, no armada had stopped us and we were nearing the skull rock stronghold. We would be there in a week at the pace we were at, we could have been there faster but we didn't want to go fast to arouse suspicion. So we went at a slow speed, Little did we know we had a stowaway.”
    “YOU CHEATING PIRATE SCUM! You weren't supposed to escape but rot in prison. If the dogs hadn't shown up to take the skyway you would have never escaped! Fight me one on one, may the smallest opponent win!”
    “You're smaller than me though, shouldn't it be the best captain win?”
    “No, because i’m not allowing you to win!”
    “So let me get this straight, you're not going to allow me to win so you can get your revenge for beating you?”
    “Yes.”
    “Well.. thats dumb. Like really dumb. Your dumb you know that right.”
    “I AM THE BRASS MONKEY, HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME!”
    “I just did so I guess I can dare.”
    “I hate you.”
    “I hate you to. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.”
    “My name is count brastillo de brass, you killed my honor. Prepare to die!
    “Dying isn't exactly a part of my schedule. I can fit you in...never.”
    “Fight me you chicken!”
    “King of chickens, there's a difference.”
    “STOP STALLING!”
    “Okay i'll fight you. Geeze. You sure are stubborn.”
    “Okay kids, so me and the brass monkey were about to fight. We went to the dueling circle on the pvp floor-”
    “They have a dueling circle and a pvp floor!? How many floors were there?”
    “About a hundred, It was a massive ship, floors for dueling and training, floors for learning moves, libraries, armories, storage, prison floors, cafeteria and kitchen floors, floors with factories, floors for research, and floors for basically everything. The ship you see now has been converted to make the ultimate flagship for the gold chicken empire. The factories make weapons, modes of transport, basically an endless supply of gear. The pvp floors converted to training grounds for soldiers, the rest stayed the same but a few useless floors like armada holding floors were converted to bunks for soldiers.”
    “So you have a huge ultra powerful ship, with more cannons than any other, five super cannons able to decimate islands and make giant holes through a blockade, super strong armor, super fast, a limitless supply of ammo, not to mention able to hold a ton of troops, and yet you use it to travel to worlds and tell stories to kids? Why don't you invade man!”
    “Well kid, I’m still building up the navy. Also i’m growing the army.”
    “An army of gold chickens?”
    “Yes and eagles.”
    “You couldn't beat anyone no matter how hard you try!”
    “And back to our story!”
    “You bald cowardly pirate, prepare to die!”
    “Not likely.”
    “All right, the rules of the duel be first one struck loses, the winner does what he wants with the loser and their party. Understood?”
    “Yes ratbeard. Now lets fight!”
    “Aye you cheating pirate. Let's do this fair and square!”
    Jack and the count fought fiercely. But brass monkey that funky monkey was unable to land a hit. Jack was levels above him, and dodged every one of the brass monkeys attack. This gave Jack an opening and he struck the brass monkey down.
    “AHA! I win once again! Go Jack, it’s your birthday!”
    “Hmph. Very well what shall you do with me pirate.”
    “Ummmm. I know, I will-”
    We are having technical difficulties, please enjoy this while you wait.”
    “Brad, can we talk?” “Sure Jessica, what about?” “I want a family. So either we start one or we are through. What will it be Brad?” “Jessica. My answer is-”
    We are back. We now continue to our regularly scheduled program already in progress…
    “Well I’m glad that's taken care of. Off to the skull rock stronghold!”
    “Aye Aye captain! Might I suggest sticking to the windlanes until we reach the turn?”
    “Very good gaspard, into the windlane, and in there FULL SPEED AHEAD!”
    “With that we got to the turn in an hour and we got to our hideout within thirty minutes. We had reached our destination without ratbeard blowing up the ship!”
    “Is it the end?”
    “Yes I know, its sad its over. But fear not there are more stories to tell!”
    “YYYYYYAAAAAAYYYYY WE ARE NO LONGER STUCK WITH YOU! FREEDOM!””
    “Huh, well at least we came out alive, right crew? Crew?”
    “SNOOOOOORRRRREEEEEE”
    “And my crew fell asleep. The napping, the napping.”

END

jack and armadatraz part IX

Jack and Armadatraz part IX: The Kraken!

    “Hello, and welcome to part 9 of “Jack and Armadatraz” This time we face the kraken, however due to the extreme silliness of the story so far, we at the ministry of silly stories feel the need to make a serious part. Jack will be played by liam neeson and clint eastwood will play everyone else. Now for something completely different.”

BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

Jack: “That should put you out of your misery, you unholy monster!”

Ratbeard: “I’m the batman.”

Jack: “Wrong story. You slimy rodent.”

The people who have made these choices have been sacked. We at the ministry of silly stories apologize and we now return the story to the original form. We wish you the best and hope you enjoy the rest of the story already in progress.

“And that's how I blew up the tiny flying squid.”

“So you shot a squid that wasn't the kraken with a cannon? Why in the spiral would you do that!?!”

“Because Jim, one, i’m the captain, two, it looked awesome and three, just because.”

“Your dumb!”

“Shush Jim. Try and tell us something we don't already know.”

“Hasta La Vista baby!”

“Terminus verdus! Back into your box!”

“Hiya kids! Its Doug the Dog!”

“HIIIIIII DOUUUUUUGGGGGG!”

“Hi i’m jack and i’m in storytellers anonymous”

“BOOOOO GO BACK TO DOUG!”

“Now back to our story about the squid!”
“BOOOOOOOO-”

“And that is why I’m letting ratbeard take on the kraken by himself!”

“You just want the git to fail don't you?”

*crying* “Oh bonnie, you know me so well!”

“ARRRR! Quit yer crying captain I won't fail, i'll just blow it to bits!”

“And then Calamari!”

“We always have seafood! I want something different, my dear carolina made the best tacos…”

“Well she isn't here is she? So suck it up and eat squid!”

“Captain!”

“Yes Gaspard?”

“The kraken is within range!”

“RELEASE THE KRAKEN!”

“Captain, he’s already released…”

“I know that, I just always wanted to say it. RATBEARD REPORT!”

“ARRR here sir!”

“Good, Ratbeard, you man the main cannons. Aim for the spot between the eyes! We take out the kraken now!”

“AYE AYE SIR!”

With that ratbeard went into the main heavy cannon chamber, he loaded the cannon in all six slots and aimed.

“READY TO FIRE CAPTAIN!”

“Alright, wait for it, wait for it!”

With that the kraken seeing us, raised his lightning bolt and began to throw it at us, luckily he missed and that gave ratbeard his opening. Ratbeard fired upon the kraken, nailing him right in between his eyes.

“ARRRR we’ve taken out stormzilla and stormsharks, now we add the kraken to the list of storm school summons we’ve killed!”

“Heh, Ratbeard I fear the storm school may run out of things to summon when i’m done with the spiral!”

“You both are gits, there wall always be more creatures for them to summon.”

“True, bonnie true, but it just goes to show, a wizard is no match for a pirate, we can take on anything they throw at us, stormzilla, hydra, dragon, centaur, the undead, cyclops, and snowmen.”

“When have we ever fought a snowman?”

“We haven't, but all you would have to do is kick its head off or something. Anyways look at dragonspyre history, only once has a wizard beat a warrior in that ruined land of fighters.”

“Since when did you learn about dragonspyre history?”

“Well kobe, when you lead a empire of gold chickens, you have to learn a thing or two about war, and what better place to learn about it than dragonspyre!”

“APPROACHING THE ENTRANCE TO VALENCIA!”

“Thank you Gaspard! Now, off to the secret hideout in valencia!”

Thank you for sticking around, we here at the ministry of silly stories suggest you share pirate101 with your friends and give all your golden chickens to Jack Nightingale, lvl 70 buccaneer often with sunglasses, a black bandana and armada gear on, mb gear on, or the gladiator gear from the aquila bundle. Why do we want you to do this? Because Spiral domination. 

jack and armadatraz part VIII

Jack and armadatraz part VII The finale part 1 the escape

“Welcome boys and girls to the end of my tale!”

“YAY!!!!!”

“Ummm part one!”

“BOOOO!”

“Don't you want to live this tale to the fullest?”

“No not really, half of us need to use the bathroom, the other half are hungry.”

“Just wait, I have five more hours and I intend to use them.”

“Why did you get so much time with us?”

“Because John, all your parents need a break from you. You cause so much trouble at home they stuck you with me. Be good or be forced to listen to me talk all your young life!”

“NOOOOOOOO We will be good! We swear! Just don't make us come back!”

“Sheesh fine, now for our story.”

“So there we were, it was a sunny day, and we were called to breakfast.”

“YOU CHEATING PIRATE SCUM! COME GET YOUR SLOP BEFORE I CALL THE MONQUISITION!”

“Love you to brass monkey!”

“I HATE YOU!”

“I get that allot. Hey, gearhead, what’s for breakfast?”

“Today we have slop, nobody cared enough to make anything else.”

“Your honesty leaves something to be desired. Very well, on your table be it.”

“Actually it will be on your table. Don't you ever tell me what to do ”

“Sure sure. I wasn't telling you what to do anyways but I won't anymore. quoth the raven, nevermore.”

With that we went back to our table. There we discussed our plans.

“Sooooooooo, Hawkules tell the guard watching us about your father.”

“Gladly! So I bet you didn't know my father was zeus, let me tell you all about it!”

“Alright that should occupy the guard for the next twenty four hours. So are we all set?”

“ARRRRRRR!”

“Okay then, we all know the plan?”

“ARRRRRRR!”

“Uh huh. Now for the last part, where we go to. We take “The Vendetta” to my hideout in Valencia. The skull fort. There we shall take the portal to my villa and we will be home free. I have an agent aboard “The Vendetta”. Who remembers Gaspard?”

“The little guinea pig captain my captain?”

“Right Scratch, he’s from valencia and has been aboard “The Vendetta”  waiting for us to arrive. The ship is full of guinea pigs who can fight, they will take the docks and destroy all the ships except ours and in the confusion we escape. Since they have no ships the clockworks can't escape and they will have to take the docks to get us. With the prison crumbling many clockworks will be destroyed, they will have no cannons to stop us and the dogs can easily take back this skyway. The area covering here from the valencia stormgate is still under armada control, but I don't know for how long so we must hurry. Understood?”

“Aye Aye Captain!”

“Good, Breakfast is about over so let’s finish and wait.”

With that me and my crew waited until night, that's when we began. We broke the lock on the door with the rock, took out the guards on the floor and armed ourselves. We then proceeded to the basement and took back our weapons and gear and rearmed ourselves. Then we covered the weak spots in the wall and set a trail to explode. We went onto the top floor. Hid and lit the gunpowder, we waited and then a large boom was heard throughout the fortress, all the armada and the brass monkey rushed downstairs and then we locked the door behind them when they couldn't see it. We were soon out and blew up the weak points in the wall on the first floor bringing the fortress down. We proceeded outside seeing a large fight on the docks and the main island. Thankfully the guinea pigs were winning. The dock was captured and all ships but “The Vendetta” were in flames. We were about to escape!” We made our way to the dock, zip lining on the rope and boarded “The Vendetta” and met up with Gaspard who was ready to set sail.

“Little did we know our adventure had just begun!”

jack and armadatraz part VII

Jack and armadatraz part VII The finale part 1 the escape

“Welcome boys and girls to the end of my tale!”

“YAY!!!!!”

“Ummm part one!”

“BOOOO!”

“Don't you want to live this tale to the fullest?”

“No not really, half of us need to use the bathroom, the other half are hungry.”

“Just wait, I have five more hours and I intend to use them.”

“Why did you get so much time with us?”

“Because John, all your parents need a break from you. You cause so much trouble at home they stuck you with me. Be good or be forced to listen to me talk all your young life!”

“NOOOOOOOO We will be good! We swear! Just don't make us come back!”

“Sheesh fine, now for our story.”

“So there we were, it was a sunny day, and we were called to breakfast.”

“YOU CHEATING PIRATE SCUM! COME GET YOUR SLOP BEFORE I CALL THE MONQUISITION!”

“Love you to brass monkey!”

“I HATE YOU!”

“I get that allot. Hey, gearhead, what’s for breakfast?”

“Today we have slop, nobody cared enough to make anything else.”

“Your honesty leaves something to be desired. Very well, on your table be it.”

“Actually it will be on your table. Don't you ever tell me what to do ”

“Sure sure. I wasn't telling you what to do anyways but I won't anymore. quoth the raven, nevermore.”

With that we went back to our table. There we discussed our plans.

“Sooooooooo, Hawkules tell the guard watching us about your father.”

“Gladly! So I bet you didn't know my father was zeus, let me tell you all about it!”

“Alright that should occupy the guard for the next twenty four hours. So are we all set?”

“ARRRRRRR!”

“Okay then, we all know the plan?”

“ARRRRRRR!”

“Uh huh. Now for the last part, where we go to. We take “The Vendetta” to my hideout in Valencia. The skull fort. There we shall take the portal to my villa and we will be home free. I have an agent aboard “The Vendetta”. Who remembers Gaspard?”

“The little guinea pig captain my captain?”

“Right Scratch, he’s from valencia and has been aboard “The Vendetta”  waiting for us to arrive. The ship is full of guinea pigs who can fight, they will take the docks and destroy all the ships except ours and in the confusion we escape. Since they have no ships the clockworks can't escape and they will have to take the docks to get us. With the prison crumbling many clockworks will be destroyed, they will have no cannons to stop us and the dogs can easily take back this skyway. The area covering here from the valencia stormgate is still under armada control, but I don't know for how long so we must hurry. Understood?”

“Aye Aye Captain!”

“Good, Breakfast is about over so let’s finish and wait.”

With that me and my crew waited until night, that's when we began. We broke the lock on the door with the rock, took out the guards on the floor and armed ourselves. We then proceeded to the basement and took back our weapons and gear and rearmed ourselves. Then we covered the weak spots in the wall and set a trail to explode. We went onto the top floor. Hid and lit the gunpowder, we waited and then a large boom was heard throughout the fortress, all the armada and the brass monkey rushed downstairs and then we locked the door behind them when they couldn't see it. We were soon out and blew up the weak points in the wall on the first floor bringing the fortress down. We proceeded outside seeing a large fight on the docks and the main island. Thankfully the guinea pigs were winning. The dock was captured and all ships but “The Vendetta” were in flames. We were about to escape!” We made our way to the dock, zip lining on the rope and boarded “The Vendetta” and met up with Gaspard who was ready to set sail.

“Little did we know our adventure had just begun!”