Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Jack and armadatraz continued Part V

Jack and Armadatraz part V Monty Jack’s sailing circus

“Arrrrr, what's with the title, are ye saying we are a bunch of loons?”

“Let's see ratbeard, we got you, a pyromaniac rat, hawkules and el toro who brag too much, kobe who is all about honor, bonnie anne who argues with you, gracie our only voice of reason, Barnabas who takes five minutes to take a step, old scratch who likes to repeat himself, monkey king our “loveable” prankster, and the rest of the crew consisting of monkeys, undead, sharks, birds and a whole cast of others. Not to mention me, emperor of gold chickens of all things,”

“You may be emperor of gold chickens, but did you know my father is zeus?”

“No hawkules I didn't know, why don't you tell ratbeard all about it, i’m sure he wants to know all about it!”

“You lying little...I do not want to hear about Zeus being his father!”

“Of course you do, doesn't he bonnie?”

“Aye, he does captain, he wants to know every detail.”

“ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!”

“So it all started when I was born, it was the greatest thing to happen since forever…”

“While ratbeard and hawkules are occupied let's continue our story.”

The door is bust down and tons of monkey bishops come in

“NOBODY EXPECTS THE MONQUISITION”

“Haven't you told me this before? Never mind, we can fight after my story. Also if you don't want anyone to expect you don't call ahead to make sure i'll be here.”

Now back to the story….

BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!

“SURRENDER PIRATE IN THE NAME OF KANE, OR WE WILL FIRE THE CANNONS AGAIN!”

“Ummmm I’m kind of busy, can you come back later?”
“Processing” 5 hours later “No.”

“Alright I have a question, If you were designed to stop Napoleguin and I set him free, shouldn't you be stopping him and not me”

“Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm”

“I'll wait, back to the story…”

“Hello, I came here for an argument.”

“What the, zeke no you didn't.”

“Yes I did I paid my money for a five minute argument.”

“No you didn't, there is no place to pay for such a thing.”

“Yes I did, out front, now give me my argument.”

“Zeke Zeke Zeke, you didn't come here for an argument, you didn't pay for one and you won't get one now GO!”

“And five minutes, thanks for the argument.”

“Wait what.”

“And that's why i’m so great.”

“Ughhhh, arr that be the worst story ever.”

“Great hawkules is done telling his story, ratbeard is unoccupied and i’m out of time. I need some yum, RATBEARD!”

“Yes captain?”

“Blow up the phone I don't want any calls.”

“WHAT BURNS BESIDES WITCHES!”

“EVERYONE OUT!”

“Always look on the bright side of life, dun dun, dun dun, dun dun dun dun dun, Always look on the bright side of life!”
“Who are you? Brian? You know what that's it, I’m going straight to bed, what have the eagles ever done for us, humph.”

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